ONCE THERE WAS A BIG PIG. HE FARTED NEXT TO A HOUSE AND THE HOUSE EXPLODED!!!!! THE NEXT DAY WAS CELEBRATE PIG DAY AND THEY STARTED WORSHIPING THE FAT PIG. HE FARTED AND BLEW UP THE CEREMONY. THE NEXT DAY HE HAD TO FART BUT HE HELD IT IN. THE DAY AFTER THAT HE FARTED A DOUBLE FART AND EXPLODED THE UNIVERSE AND HE DIED.